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F$@K YOU!

Regular readers… this post is not for you… calling all haterzzzzz!

I have 'the rage' as they say… so I'm just going to clear up a few things… rant a little if you will, so its off my chest for the weekend … so if you're going to continue reading please forgive my swearing and remember normal service resumes shortly… 

I get emails through here all the time… I don't mind answering questions or helping out… it's difficult when you start a new plan and you're not sure about it… plus more often than not I learn something new too… and I don't want to lock everything down just because there's a few assholes out there… I try to keep this as honest and open so everyone gets support and motivation like I do… I don't think people realize how much bloggers get out of blogging! I get asked some ridiculous things too, which always make me giggle… and a lot of lazy types asking 'how many points are in…?' which I'll always oblige followed by a 'get your calculator out next time or Google my friend…' 



But sadly I get the 'haterz' as the kids call em… not just here but through all social media… it goes with the territory of blogging I know … when you put yourself out there it's to be expected sadly … and being overweight the name calling and slagging is like water off a fat ducks back! Mostly I roll my eyes and hope that one day they get the money for plastic surgery they so desperately need and then I giggle to myself… life is too short really… my only warning to anyone reading this… check that you're an absolutely prefect human specimen before you slag my fat ass … I have fat… it doesn't define me… considering the questions I'm about to reply to… the Mastermind trophy is all mine! However I'm going to clear up a few questions for you stupid folk who insist that I'm not good enough to blog about anything let alone losing weight, that way you won't have to copy and paste them again… 

Firstly… 


ahhhh that feels better already!


How did you get SO fat?

Your directness pleases me, I feel I can reply with equal directness but I will use small words with less than two syllables if possible.. damn broken that already… but you probably don't realize it so it's all good…  I got SO fat because I was and probably still am bulimic… I got help and stopped the purging and as a result have a full set of new crowns… a costly disease I tell ya… I also developed PCOS in my 20s and ballooned but aside from those I continued to abuse food because I thought it was all I had left after a very sad time in my life and used it as a friend/crutch (I know you're laughing but a crutch is different to a crotch… ahem… ) but I got a lot of help, I have some amazing friends and I've lost a lot of weight, simple really … now, more importantly, how did you get SO stupid?


Why don't you just exercise?

Now … WHY didn't I think of that!?!? Sigh… Not everyone is capable or even wants to run a marathon, swim across the channel or climb Everest! I was involved in a hit and run years ago on my bike (I used to cycle everywhere in the good old days!) and my busted knee is still in physio so sadly the pool is my exercise buddy! I exercise every day, unbelievable I know, for a fat cow like me … but here's something you might not know.. everyones' body is different… I KNOW! CRAZY!! So my PCOS and my dodgy knee make running difficult… and honestly Everest is just too far for a morning trek so I swim… lots … and I walk… lots… I'm actually very healthy for someone SO fat… But I'll make a note of it to tell my readers… they might not be as bright as you*… 

*Regulars you have more intelligence in your earlobes than these morons!


Why aren't there any full pics of you? OR Why do you hide behind the little cartoon?

Probably for the same reason you hide behind your dodgy email addresses.. shame! You've got to be ashamed that you can't just comment on here or tweet me directly right? Scared the fatties might gang up on your skinny ass? I mean we'd only need to sit on you and its game over! I am ashamed of my body… I'll admit it… I disrespected it for so long and am now only coming to like it… just… and I have a wonderful group of friends who really don't care what I look like and they certainly don't realize how much they've helped me of the last few years ... I mean they wouldn't let me out in hot pants because they're REAL friends and you must know how embarrassing THAT is for a fatty … but in the last 4 - 5 years I've slowly come out of my shell… and there are pics of me online… maybe not full body pics but I can't find pics of you at all either so lets do a swapsies! The fact is it's my blog and I don't have to! There are people who read posts on here and follow my twitter account who have met me… I've had nights out and lunches with lots of em… Met a few at rugby games… I'm a real person, I'm not preaching from behind a computer or hiding… I certainly make mistakes and I put them out there but I'm human and normal and I'll show what I want when I want…  

I have gone from someone who was stressed out going somewhere in case the whole room would turn around and not think I was good enough to be there… I pitied hairdressers who, god love them, had to put up with 'the big girl' in the seat for a couple of hours, I dressed myself head to toe in black so I would just disappear into the background and I hated it! I still struggle with meeting new people… I dread that they'll take one look at me and just tut and walk away… its called low self esteem… something you REALLY don't have a problem with… I created this blog because I was lonely and very unhappy… so you can feel sorry for me and slag me off but I never in a million years thought it would grow into something so amazing! So amazing in fact that someone like YOU is jealous of it… You can come out from behind your screen anytime you fucking knob and I'll show you anything you want! I certainly don't claim to have all the answers but hey… if your blog is the only way to lose weight and you're so perfect, link me up so I can learn from the best!


Why do you 'bother' doing challenges, don't you have any real friends?

I 'bother' because like minded people join in… people who have 5 lbs to lose.. people who have 5 stone to lose… when they weigh in every week it gives ME the kick in the pants to stay on track… its called M-O-T-I-V-A-T-I-O-N … look it up… in a DICTIONAR… oh never mind… keep refreshing the screen it'll keep my monthly numbers up! 





Why don't you just go on a diet?

Again… genius idea… I don't know why I never thought of that before… I see a future in politics for you my special stalker! I'd explain it but I think if you google 'weight watchers' it'll show you I'm on a 'healthy eating plan' which is posh talk in your parts for diet!


Why do you have pics of cake and bad food on your instagram, SURELY you should be promoting healthy eating?

I don't promote ANYTHING… I follow the Weight Watchers plan… and I'm blogging MY journey… lots of my followers do Slimming world, some count calories, some do the 5/2 plan, some aren't on diets at all and honestly, I really don't care what plan they follow… Weight Watchers, counting points works for me… and when people who ask me how many 'syns' are in things I point them in the direction of the slimming world blogs! Which, by the way, I follow lots of different weight loss blogs for inspiration and motivation (sorry more big words.. eek!) …  and I've always said.. if it works for you stick with it… HOWEVER, I don't work for Weight Watchers, kinda like you don't work for NASA … I like 'cakes' and 'bad food' like everyone else… I get chinese at the weekends and drink gin sometimes *brace yourself* with FULL FAT TONIC! I'm honest enough to put my paw up and say I HAD some cake and I pointed it and it was fab… I'll point it and share it with cake lovers so they can try it too… I'm not sitting here waiting for people like you to tell me what I should eat… I'm certainly not sitting in the corner being a martyr whispering 'I'm doing weight watchers you all have fun without me, I'll join in when I get to goal' .. if I get hit by a bus tomorrow I'm going out on a high! Life is to be lived…  I'm a big girl as you have kindly pointed out… but I'm living MY life... you should probably start living yours and not worry about me so much… cause I'm heading for 7 stone weight loss… those teeth of yours won't whiten themselves ya know!


Why do you call yourself SKINNY DOLL when you're not skinny?

Sadly its another big word for you… Brace yourself… it's ASPIRATIONAL… *pauses* yep… I can wait… The day I started my blog it was the name that popped into my head … I'm never going to be a size 10… or skinny… I'd be happy just being healthy and happy in my own skin! But credit to you for working out that I'm not, in fact, SKINNY at all! You got the smarts kid! You'll go far… 





I bet you blog so you can get loads of free stuff from Weight Watchers!

Well freebies would be nice but they don't happen! I take pictures of products in  supermarkets and if I want to try stuff I buy it and try it… simples! But if you've got any free stuff going I'll take it!


*deep breathe* So… that should clear it all up for everyone … all other emails and messages will be ignored henceforth (I'm just teasing you with the double syllabled words now.. I'm SUCH a show off) … Fridays post is FULL of pics of me since you can't work instagram yet… those opposable thumbs eh!? 

RANT OVER… and apologies to the regulars… these fucking eejits needed to be told!

Normal services resumes shortly! 




37 comments

  1. Doll I'm actually in shock that people would ask you those sort of questions! I'm also sorry that the haters have made you react in this way (which is far too kind for my liking). Its hard to ignore them, its even harder to not bite.

    Its all fine and high & mighty of them to sit there with their perfect solution to your problem but do you know what... you (and me and everyone else) can take their weight under control but a bad personality... only a frontal lobotomy can cure!

    Love ya Doll x

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    1. Awwwww… I'm not even angry to be honest… just a little morning rant.. its been going on for ages and usually I just ignore em… but you're right… we got glitter in our personalities… and they're ugly inside and out! xxx

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  2. People can be such idiots! Fair play to your response and great posts! I don't use any full face shots of me on my blog so people assume I'm either incredibly shy or an ogre when it's just that I don't want my face all over the net!

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    1. well exactly! Its your choice and your blog… sadly no make up can make them pretty on the inside eh?! xxx

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  3. I'm a regular reader of the blog and I have to say I find it brilliant - I love the honesty in the blog and it certainly helps keep me motivated!! i cant believe people can be so mean - but I LOVE LOVE LOVE your response, you go girl!!

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    1. aw thanks… but they're out there and needed to be told today… I've had coffee now so I'm grand… feck em! X

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  4. OMG - that is unbelievable especially in this day and age. Hat's off to you for even bothering to entertain those losers by responding - I'm sure you had better things to be doing!! Your blog cracks me up and it's my go to each day...........sometimes don't know what I'd do without it - makes me feel normal:-)!!! Keep up the AMAZING work!:-)

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    1. I do have better things to be doing but after so long I thought they deserved an answer… I only hope they can understand the big words eh? ;P and thanks x

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  5. I love your blogs and this one is fantastic! I admire that you say exactly what you think - more power to you!! Keep up the good work as I know I for one wait each week for your inspiring and funny updates - they keep me motivated! Thanks x x

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    1. awww thanks… I have that disease that I type as I talk so its just out there! LOL and I get SO much out of it people don't realise! xxx

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  6. Oh Doll, what is wrong with people!!! Cant believe these stupid people send you emails of this kind!!
    Your responses made me giggle tho. Your better than all this crap and you are an inspiration even with your replies to these morons, (I agree with John above, you've been too nice)
    Great post as always... Your blog is great and you are fab....
    F*#k the haterz

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    1. People need lobotomies… John is correct! I just think if they've never struggled losing weight then they think its easy… bless em… I can only pray middle aged spread is kind to them… *evil laugh* ..You rock xxx

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  7. urgh! what is wrong with some people?! honestly, some people should be drowned at birth!! #fact

    you have a huge advantage over this lad/lassie, at least you can do something about your weight, this poor soul has to live with their disgusting personality for ever more!

    even though Im not one of those people who you have gone out for drinks with etc, I am extremely proud of you! you are so inspirational, and your lovely personality shines through each of your blogs!You have achieved so much in your life, and you have overcome many obstacles that would destroy others!

    Both yourself and Mr Quinlivan are amazing "leaders", and you have both helped me so much when I'm loosing my way/fallen off the wagon etc!

    I, for one, absolutely love your blog, and refer to it every other day!!

    F*ck the haters, eh?!? they go'na keep on hatin!!!

    PS Hope you had a BALL in NYC, well jel!

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    1. Mr. Quinlivan is my hero! I follow his blog religiously and I'm never gonna run anywhere but he is inspirational! Haterz gonna hate bless em… NYC was AWESOME.. now all I need is a lottery win! x

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  8. You rock Doll - you were my first blog to follow and have gotten immense help from reading your struggles and advice re food. F***k the small minded unimportant begrudgers, they will always be nasty but we are beautiful fat or skinny.

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    1. Damn straight.. we're gorgeous and if they were half as lovely as us they'd show their faces! xxx

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  9. I think you are great. Good for you doing this blog. You help me and others. Plus I think your response to the haters is perfect :)

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    1. aw thanks… had to say something or I was gonna burst! x

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  10. Thumbs up Doll ..your blog is my quiet MOMENT to sit and read and lose myself not just in the inspirational read but the peace and quiet it brings with it. You go girl.

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  11. Documenting your journey while your on it is very brave, but reading through this, you must realise how far you have come in the journey. People's starting points is what make a great blog.

    I love your blog, haters are toxic waste, whoever is saying this crap is Sellafield. You go, Skinny Doll:-)

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    1. Thank you… I LOVE your blog and I know so many people who get lots out of it! These losers just needed to be told! x

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  12. You're a life-saver & an inspiration. I saw your Blog (& Johns 19st to 10k) and it pushed me to change my life. 4 months in & I'm still doing it.

    Keep it up. You're leaving a mark on this world - the only thing the haters leave is negativity.

    Go you. You rock. Screw em.

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    1. Yay! Johns blog is awesome! I get loads of motivation following him! glad you're sticking with it… x

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  13. You go girl. F**k the begrudgers. You are amazing and an inspiration for anyone on any weight loss journey, big or small. ��

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  14. Doll, I LOVED this post! So many people out there that enjoy nothing more than cutting people down for their own enjoyment!! I mean piss off and mind your own business. Stay off the blog if you don't like what you see! Good God wouldn't you love to just punch some of these people *cue anger issues*. I love your attitude and I love how you did this post instead of shying away! GO YOU!!! You're fabulous and I adore this blog since the moment I found it! I mean most of us fellow weight watchers treat your blog as the 'It' blog for advice!! You're always going to be an amazing and inspiration doll who also by the way has a great sense of humour :) Haters gonna hate!!! :) x

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    1. LOL I thought if I just ranted I'd be stooping down to their level.. big words and all! Likewise I love yours! People get so much inspiration reading others journeys! I know I do too! x

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  15. i dont work out because i hate my body, i work out because i love it!Having confidence and positive mental health about your body is a great way to stay motivated about your workout regimen.go girl !

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    1. couldn't put it better myself! Thank you x

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  16. Much love to you and your blog. You give great, REAL, advice which I identify with each and every time I visit! Don't mind the idiots, cos that's all they are!

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  17. Hun, you're the one that gives me the encouragement through your posts on here and on Twitter - you are an inspiration and a thinspiration. YOU give me the light at the end of the tunnel when I feel like I am the only one blogging, trying to be healthy and blog about it but yet I slip - honesty is the best policy but some people need to learn to keep their big pie hole shut or to shove cake in it instead!!!
    We definitely can cause a stir together!!! Hheheheheeee! - I keep that in my kitchen window sill to remind me of my 'web' friends. xxx
    PS How have I missed out on this post?!!!

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    1. well like wise... following someone else's journey just gives you the kick in the pants to keep going on the bad days... I love your blog.. I love seeing your food pics.. it makes me buy the right foods when i'm out shopping 'cause they look so delicious! x

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  18. Thanks for that! People are such d@#ks.my daughter is bullimic , it is such a terrible thing to battle without all the bad attitudes.These people need to look at themselves first, if they were happy in their own skin they wouldn't need to put anyone else down. X

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    1. well exactly... and that old saying.. never judge someone till you've walked in their shoes was never more true... everyone struggles with something in life and if they have that much time on their hands, they're not doing anything to make their life better.. Big hugs to your daughter... xxx

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  19. I've only just started reading your blog and have sent the link to a friend and my sister. I have half stone down in 3 weeks and can't wait for weigh in thus Wednesday morning. Thanks for all the points on your page and I look forward to trying some recipes.

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